Last night I had a dream in which I went to get a can of JOHN WEST TUNA from my cupboard, and while I thought the tuna I had bought was sweet seeded mustard flavoured, it turned out that I’d accidentally grabbed a can of SWUG flavoured tuna instead. Swug, some unseen person in my kitchen informed me, was a celebrity fitness instructor in a similar vein to Richard Simmons. I was distressed because I really wanted sweet seeded mustard, but the unseen person in my kitchen assured me that Swug was still a good choice of tuna, and described the taste to me as being “like Powerade and hair gel”. It still sounded terrible but I decided to give them the benefit of the doubt.

Last night I had a dream in which I went to get a can of JOHN WEST TUNA from my cupboard, and while I thought the tuna I had bought was sweet seeded mustard flavoured, it turned out that I’d accidentally grabbed a can of SWUG flavoured tuna instead. Swug, some unseen person in my kitchen informed me, was a celebrity fitness instructor in a similar vein to Richard Simmons. I was distressed because I really wanted sweet seeded mustard, but the unseen person in my kitchen assured me that Swug was still a good choice of tuna, and described the taste to me as being “like Powerade and hair gel”. It still sounded terrible but I decided to give them the benefit of the doubt.